Category: Creeds

  • Smokey the Bear Sutra

    Smokey the Bear

    Once in the Jurassic about 150 million years ago,
    the Great Sun Buddha in this corner of the Infinite
    Void gave a Discourse to all the assembled elements
    and energies: to the standing beings, the walking beings,
    the flying beings, and the sitting beings — even grasses,
    to the number of thirteen billion, each one born from a
    seed, assembled there: a Discourse concerning
    Enlightenment on the planet Earth.

    “In some future time, there will be a continent called
    America. It will have great centers of power called
    such as Pyramid Lake, Walden Pond, Mt. Rainier, Big Sur,
    Everglades, and so forth; and powerful nerves and channels
    such as Columbia River, Mississippi River, and Grand Canyon
    The human race in that era will get into troubles all over
    its head, and practically wreck everything in spite of
    its own strong intelligent Buddha-nature.”

    “The twisting strata of the great mountains and the pulsings
    of volcanoes are my love burning deep in the earth.
    My obstinate compassion is schist and basalt and
    granite, to be mountains, to bring down the rain. In that
    future American Era I shall enter a new form; to cure
    the world of loveless knowledge that seeks with blind hunger:
    and mindless rage eating food that will not fill it.”

    And he showed himself in his true form of

    SMOKEY THE BEAR

    A handsome smokey-colored brown bear standing on his hind legs,
    showing that he is aroused and watchful.

    Bearing in his right paw the Shovel that digs to the truth beneath
    appearances; cuts the roots of useless attachments, and flings damp sand
    on the fires of greed and war;

    His left paw in the Mudra of Comradely Display — indicating that all
    creatures have the full right to live to their limits and that deer, rabbits,
    chipmunks, snakes, dandelions, and lizards all grow in the realm of the
    Dharma;

    Wearing the blue work overalls symbolic of slaves and laborers, the
    countless men oppressed by a civilization that claims to save but often
    destroys;

    Wearing the broad-brimmed hat of the West, symbolic of the forces that
    guard the Wilderness, which is the Natural State of the Dharma and the
    True Path of man on earth: all true paths lead through mountains —

    With a halo of smoke and flame behind, the forest fires of the kali-yuga,
    fires caused by the stupidity of those who think things can be gained and
    lost whereas in truth all is contained vast and free in the Blue Sky and
    Green Earth of One Mind;

    Round-bellied to show his kind nature and that the great earth has food
    enough for everyone who loves her and trusts her;

    Trampling underfoot wasteful freeways and needless suburbs; smashing
    the worms of capitalism and totalitarianism;

    Indicating the Task: his followers, becoming free of cars, houses, canned
    foods, universities, and shoes; master the Three Mysteries of their own
    Body, Speech, and Mind; and fearlessly chop down the rotten trees and
    prune out the sick limbs of this country America and then burn the leftover
    trash.

    Wrathful but Calm. Austere but Comic. Smokey the Bear will
    Illuminate those who would help him; but for those who would hinder or
    slander him,

    HE WILL PUT THEM OUT.

    Thus his great Mantra:
    Namah samanta vajranam chanda maharoshana
    Sphataya hum traka ham nam

    “I DEDICATE MYSELF TO THE UNIVERSAL DIAMOND
    BE THIS RAGING FURY DESTROYED”

    And he will protect those who love woods and rivers,
    Gods and animals, hobos and madmen, prisoners and sick
    people, musicians, playful women, and hopeful children:

    And if anyone is threatened by advertising, air pollution, television,
    or the police, they should chant SMOKEY THE BEAR’S WAR SPELL:

    DROWN THEIR BUTTS
    CRUSH THEIR BUTTS
    DROWN THEIR BUTTS
    CRUSH THEIR BUTTS

    And SMOKEY THE BEAR will surely appear to put the enemy out
    with his vajra-shovel.

    Now those who recite this Sutra and then try to put it in practice will
    accumulate merit as countless as the sands of Arizona and Nevada.

    Will help save the planet Earth from total oil slick.

    Will enter the age of harmony of man and nature.

    Will win the tender love and caresses of men, women, and beasts.

    Will always have ripe blackberries to eat and a sunny spot under a pine
    tree to sit at.

    AND IN THE END WILL WIN HIGHEST PERFECT ENLIGHTENMENT.

    thus have we heard.

    (may be reproduced free forever)

    Gary Snyder (1969)

  • Why He Misses George W. Bush

    Why I Miss George W. Bush” — Mehdi Hasan in the New York Times, November 30, 2015:

    Minorities matter — in general, if not primary, elections. A study commissioned by the Republican National Committee in the wake of Mitt Romney’s 2012 defeat noted how “many minorities wrongly think that Republicans do not like them or want them in the country.” To be sure, Muslims constitute just 1 to 2 percent of voters in the United States, but in 2000, when the presidential election turned on just 537 votes in Florida, more than 46,000 Muslims in that state voted Republican. In the view of the influential conservative activist Grover Norquist, “George W. Bush was elected president of the United States of America because of the Muslim vote.”

    Mr. Bush’s foreign policy may have harmed Muslims abroad, but at home he courted Muslim-American voters and refused to lazily conflate Islam with terrorism. Mourning Mr. Bush’s re-election in 2004, the economist John Kenneth Galbraith remarked: “I never thought I would ever long for Ronald Reagan.” I recognize the sentiment, as I listen to the irresponsible Muslim-hating rhetoric of the current crop of candidates.

    I never thought I’d say it, but now I long for the Republican Party of George W. Bush.